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I'm a cool 5000 yen watermelon that attracts tons of camwhoring tourists everyday. My mum was a hippie watermelon born in the 1950s thereabouts, and in a drunken bout, she decided to name me after the only two band/singer names she can spell. Which is lucky for me, else I'd probably be known as HoobadstinkPelvis or KinkinparkCaillan or something like that.

I don't really know my dad well, except that he died in the Vietnam War when a soldier shot him in the head. Well, it wasn't really difficult, he was all head anyway. Then there's my brother. He's one cool watermelon; he's got this really huge smile, see. Last I heard, he was featured in the bestseller Alternatives to Pumpkins for Jack-o-Lanterns.

Then there's me. I germinated on February 29 1993, the day when all things ceased to exist. Including the day itself. Well, to be truthful, I don't really know when I came into being. My mum was all drunk with anaesthetic when they asked her to fill up my birth certificate form, so she probably wrote the wrong date anyways. But I was told that I was a pretty good seedling back then; I never cried once. And I grew up being so proud of that particular fact , so much that my head began to swell and I became what I am today: a big, fat stupid watermelon.

Well, I can't really complain, at least I've got friends. There's this really obese turtle that moves slower than me (and that's saying something), a small coin who's obsessed with her insignificance (even though she's really not), and a melancholic verb that doesn't know me at all (but as long as she doesn't hate me, she's my friend!) Yeah well, three friends is a lot when you're a watermelon.

I guess that's the end of my biography. Feel free to join my small inner circle of friends by clicking that 'Add Friend' button thingum, though being the evil watermelon that I am (it's in my upbringing), I'll probably just ignore you. Besides, my journal's empty; I type by bashing my whole body against the keyboard in hopes that I hit the correct key (which I don't have to tell you is a really inefficient method of getting things done). Yeah, so that's about it about me. Tata!

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